Standing at your wardrobe, hang your head in shame
Got nothing to wear, every thing looks the same
Clothes all on the floor, your fashions out of style
Thinking about cancelling, as men would run a mile
First you put on a dress, then take it off again
Think ill try this sexy top, no I look to vein
What about my slinky skirt, but it makes by bum look big
Wish I had some new clothes, that make me look a twig
That’s it im giving up, ill go out in my birthday suit
Time to do some fitness, and stop the things that droop
Lets just grab old faithful, I have worn that time after time
Now where’s is my dressing gown, think ill go online

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